more like his brain was of low calibre...
a bit more chlorine in the gene pool? 
I remember that created quite a bit of a scandal back then.
Odds were that he was simply a bit too obsessed with his
looks.... or more specifically, how big his weapon was.
When he aired out his grievances to his mom, she took him to the
friendly neighbourhood GP, who assured him that his weapon was
fine.... but apparently, that wasn't enough assurance for him.
Well, what can I say? Pretty dumb reason to take your own life,
methinks.
